Bible Dumb

#86 | Kings 11-13: Godlighting

In this episode, King Solomon sleeps with his fathers.

#85 | Kings 8-10: How Kings Outsource to God

In this episode, Solomon sets himself up for the easy life.

#84 | Kings 4-7: Solomon's Ikea Tabernacle

In this episode, two atheist masochists torture themselves with tabernacle-talk.

#83 | Kings 1-3: Send the Ninjas!

In this episode, King Solomon commands a baby to be cut in half!

#82 | 2 Samuel 21-24: The Danger of a Six-Toed Man

The end of 2 Samuel!  David gets himself into a monkey-paw situation and makes, characteristically, the worst choice!

#81 | 2 Samuel 18-20: Pigpen

In this episode, Absolom rides into a tree and David catches up with Mephibosheth.

#80 | 2 Samuel 14-17: Slippin' Shim'ei

In this episode, we meet the Pigpen of the bible, Slippin' Shim'ei throws rocks and David and Absalom has a glow up.

#79 | 2 Samuel 10-13: King David Is a Perv

TRIGGER WARNING: In this episode, the bible gets very Game-of-Thronesy

#78 | 2 Samuel 4-9: Flashdance

In this episode David hates on the blind and lame, he does a fancy dance that causes trouble at home and brings the ark home.

#77 | 2 Samuel 1-3: Davy, the Heretic

We start another new book of the bible...kind of. In this episode, David and Abner settle once and for all who will be king!