Bible Dumb

#93 | 2 Kings 10-12: Seventy Severed Heads

In this episode, there are many slayings.  

#92 | 2 Kings 7-9: The First Emoji

In this episode, we get some gratuitous violence, Jezebel gives up the ghost, and we get a new king!

#91 | 2 Kings 4-6: That's Not How You Do CPR!

This week, it's the kind of good ol' classic bible story you're used to—suspicious magic powers and eating babies!

#90 | 2 Kings 1-3: Fireballs and She-Bears

In this episode, Elijah shows off all his magic powers and Elisha kills 42 children by bear attack.

#89 | Kings 20-22: Eminent Domain

In this episode, Jezebel commits landscaping crimes, Ahab goes to war and false prophets abound.

#88 | Kings 17-19: Stolen Valor

In this episode, the hand of god shows up (reminds me of The Stand) and Ahab and Jezebel go after the prophets.

#87 | Kings 14-16: Find Out More in the Book of Chronicles

In this episode, we meet Ahab and Jezebel!

#86 | Kings 11-13: Godlighting

In this episode, King Solomon sleeps with his fathers.

#85 | Kings 8-10: How Kings Outsource to God

In this episode, Solomon sets himself up for the easy life.

#84 | Kings 4-7: Solomon's Ikea Tabernacle

In this episode, two atheist masochists torture themselves with tabernacle-talk.