Bible Dumb

#97 | 2 Kings 23-25: Suburbia

Josiah burns up the priests! Three year old kings are kidnapped!  Names are changed!  ...and next, on to the most hyped book of the Bible yet: Chronicles!

#96 | 2 Kings 19-22: Four Score and Five-Thousand Corpses

Gods kill a bunch of people! Hezakiah shows off his treasures! Jesus does the dishes!

#95 | 2 Kings 16-18: God of Spoilers

In this episode, God spoils your favorite movies and we crawl toward the book of Chronicles.

#94 | 2 Kings 13-15: Inconsequential Resurrection

Oracles, Resurrections, lady-killings and somehow still a slog.  So, your typical chapter of the bible.

#93 | 2 Kings 10-12: Seventy Severed Heads

In this episode, there are many slayings.  

#92 | 2 Kings 7-9: The First Emoji

In this episode, we get some gratuitous violence, Jezebel gives up the ghost, and we get a new king!

#91 | 2 Kings 4-6: That's Not How You Do CPR!

This week, it's the kind of good ol' classic bible story you're used to—suspicious magic powers and eating babies!

#90 | 2 Kings 1-3: Fireballs and She-Bears

In this episode, Elijah shows off all his magic powers and Elisha kills 42 children by bear attack.

#89 | Kings 20-22: Eminent Domain

In this episode, Jezebel commits landscaping crimes, Ahab goes to war and false prophets abound.

#88 | Kings 17-19: Stolen Valor

In this episode, the hand of god shows up (reminds me of The Stand) and Ahab and Jezebel go after the prophets.