Bible Dumb

In this episode, Jezebel commits landscaping crimes, Ahab goes to war and false prophets abound.

In this episode, the hand of god shows up (reminds me of The Stand) and Ahab and Jezebel go after the prophets.

In this episode, we meet Ahab and Jezebel!

In this episode, King Solomon sleeps with his fathers.

In this episode, Solomon sets himself up for the easy life.

In this episode, two atheist masochists torture themselves with tabernacle-talk.

In this episode, King Solomon commands a baby to be cut in half!

The end of 2 Samuel!  David gets himself into a monkey-paw situation and makes, characteristically, the worst choice!

In this episode, Absolom rides into a tree and David catches up with Mephibosheth.

In this episode, we meet the Pigpen of the bible, Slippin' Shim'ei throws rocks and David and Absalom has a glow up.