Bible Dumb

Bible Dumb 019 - Stranger in a Strange Land

Exodus 1-3: It's the beginning of Season 2—Exodus!  Already, we think the writing has improved.  In this episode, Moses is saved as a baby, makes a little murder and talks to a burning bush!

Bible Dumb 018 - Royal Dainties

The end of Genesis!

Bible Dumb 017 - Shepherds Are Abomination

Genesis 44-47: Joseph forgives his brothers and the whole gang makes their way to Egypt in this penultimate episode of the first book of the bible!  Almost done!

Bible Dumb 016 - Macro Manager

Genesis 41-43: In this episode, Joseph cozies up with the Pharoah, interprets some more dreams and takes over all managerial responsibilities.

Bible Dumb 015 - The Butler, the Baker and the Prophecy Maker

Genesis 38-40: Some seed gets spilled. Judah gets the hots for his daughter in law. Joseph meets a bible MILF and makes some new friends in the dungeon.

Bible Dumb 014 - The Dreamer Cometh

Genesis 36-37: In this week's reading, we get the generations of Esau, but stay tuned—Joseph shows up, technicolor dreamcoat and all!

Bible Dumb 013 - Adding Injury to Insult

Genesis 33-35:  Defilement!  Righteous Retribution! Plus, Reuben is up to no good! 

Bible Dumb 012 - The Legend of Thigh Hollow

Genesis 31-32: In this episode, Jacob heads home, but first he has to get through god!  This showdown for the ages has a surprising amount of thigh-touching...

Bible Dumb 011 - Tender-eyes

Genesis 29-30: Explicit content warning—In this episode, Jacob sees some sheep and proceeds to go in unto every woman in sight.  

Bible Dumb 010 - Hairy Man Vs. Smooth Man

Genesis 26-28: An epic heist involving Esau's hairy palms! Some wells get some names! Jacob's Ladder!