Bible Dumb

#79 | 2 Samuel 10-13: King David Is a Perv

TRIGGER WARNING: In this episode, the bible gets very Game-of-Thronesy

#78 | 2 Samuel 4-9: Flashdance

In this episode David hates on the blind and lame, he does a fancy dance that causes trouble at home and brings the ark home.

#77 | 2 Samuel 1-3: Davy, the Heretic

We start another new book of the bible...kind of. In this episode, David and Abner settle once and for all who will be king!

#76 | Samuel 26-31: Zombie Samuel

in this episode David spares Saul a second time, Saul speaks with Zombie Samel, and David fights some skirmishes.  Plus, a cliffhanger ending to 1 Samuel!

#75 | Samuel 21-25: Churlish Wall-Pissers

In this episode, David pretends to be a dummy, cuts off Saul's skirts and we learn some new vocabulary.

#74 | Samuel 18-20: Brokeback Mount Sinai

Finally we get a love story!  Who knew the bible would have romance?

#73 | Samuel 15-17: Davy & Goliath

In this episode, God is fed up with Saul, plus the story of David and Goliath!  Finally!

#72 | Samuel 11-14: Bible Trump

In this episode, we learn about King Saul and his son Jonathan, who eats some honey. 🤷🏻‍♂️  

#71 | Samuel 6-10: Five Golden Emerods

In this episode, we meet Saul, the goodliest man of all, as he goes on an ass hunt.

#70 | Samuel 1-5: Smitten with Hemorrhoids

In this episode, the temple's first alterboy, the sons of the preacher-man raise hell and the ark of the covenant is stolen!